The Wonderful World of Me


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I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am


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washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment

whoa what

and with one single post, you’ve given every person who is attracted to boobs a boner. 

I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.

That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually

Wow, this is such an interesting discussion cx

Sometimes, I just look at life and ponder what is reality and what is just some made up fairytale…

Unfortunately, I’ve now been deduced to thoughtless individual due to being brutally subjected to almost non-stop reading… I don’t think I can really ever read again.

Jun 1

Insomnia, You can eat my shorts. I hate you.

The world is full of challenges, but it’s how we chose to deal with them that makes them triumphs instead of challenges.

Mental Status: Confused
Emotional: Screwed Up

May 7

Somedays I just wanna shoot myself, so I can silence the constant bickering of my parents and just about everything else…

Insomnia, can you cork it? Thanks.

- Me